Third gender of Homo Sapiens

Николай Яремко и другие, “Третий пол Homo Sapiens”, public translation into English from Russian More about this translation.

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Third gender of Homo Sapiens. Nikolay Yaremko et al.

How many genders do we have? Prepare your own honest answer before reading further.

Three options: 1) one gender, 2) two, 3) three, 4) never thought about that.

4) never thought about that. That was my exact answer before I've started this story.

Of course, it's one! "We can have only one gender" is the obviously correct answer.

Each of us is either a man,..

...or a woman.

Wait, it is two already! It appears "we have two genders" is the correct answer.

Let's check out third option. What if we actually have three genders instead of two?

People of a third gender... are treated differently by men and women.

...Men and women treat him differently. He treats the other two genders differently either.

We find it difficult to say if he is a man... or a woman right away.

...Though we don't have this kind of a problem with other people.

But what if everybody aroud believes that there are only two options?

Here is a brilliant solution: let's distinguish them by their clothes!

So, who are that third gender people wearing colored clothes to look like men or women?

child, man, woman

Only children can visit men's and women's toilets freely.

Verification: does each gender have distinct features?

Each pair of genders should have something in common.

And that something should be missed for the other gender.

Children have no idea of rules, they can't set them and obey them by themselves. Both men and women can deal with that.

Child can't set up and hold the frame

Women can't afford challenges and put themselves on trials by their own will. Both men and children just adore that.

Woman can't give a dare.

This is not proper behaviour for men to display feelings, and sometimes they don't see feelings of others as well. Both children and women are living in the sensual world of feelings.

Man can't feel.

So we have a consensus: each of genders is lacking something other two have in common.

Now for something completely personal

What's your gender?

child - man - woman

What are you lacking? child - frame, man - feelings, woman - challenge

In a time you need something you lack, there is only one option...

To switch your gender.

Changing your gender is giving up a part of your own Self.

It is ether impossible or one of above?

We need to learn those unpleasant choices.

Unclenching our fist to set our hands free.

Is it better to be gender-less, if so?

...Like zero.

...It's up to you to decide.

Applications is a way to stick this story to something you know -- to add some coloring and fun. Do it by yourself.

Why early-employed children avoid "unnecesary" challenges and are less sensual?

Why frequent-crying man often makes women feel compassionate?

Why most of well-known scientists are men? And why they are saying, the most important part of science is to remain kids?

Why there is usual no-children marriage between "people who challenges everything" and "people with sense of beauty"?

...and if there are children, they become a threat to marriage?

Why most of "internet trolls" are men?

...And why we are thinking of "trolling" as of "childish behavior"?

Who would like extreme travel, who'ld prefer voyages for impression and who'ld better enjoy sight-seeing with well-known guide?

And how to make your child's summer vacation most delightful?

Who would look on the frame first, then on a painting it it? And why that person usually have all the money?

Why woman experiments on herself, man -- on other men, and children -- on their parents?

Why men are often confused distributing gifts between women and children?

Or this way: why woman want her man to tend every her need?

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Why we are calling homosexual people a "minorities"?

...And why those minorities speak on themselves so loud like they need a diaper to be changed.

Why gays often are mistaken as "people of art"?

How to keep the child from trans-gender questions?

...And do we need it?

Each child shoud change its gender at least once during a lifetime -- make him be prepared.

Original (Russian): Третий пол Homo Sapiens

Translation: © poloskuns, Vasya, berkus, Fedora .

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