Super Paper Mario stg5.txt

stg5_1_000$[[se 2]]
[[diary]]
[[wpos -280 100 560 185]]
Still worried about Tippi's
condition, Mario and friends
opened the fifth door.
[[k]]
[[p]]

They still needed to find
three Pure Hearts...
[[k]]
[[p]]

But the imminent destruction
of all worlds was approaching
at an alarming pace.
[[k]]
[[p]]

Would Mario have enough
time to save the day?
[[k]]
[[p]]

And what foul trick would
Count Bleck and his goons
come up with next?
[[k]]
[[p]]

This adventure grew more
dangerous...and more thrilling...
with every step!
[[k]]$stg5_1_001$[[fairy]]
Oh, my! Where are we?
[[k]]$stg5_1_002$[[fairy]]
Quite a nice view from here
in mid-air...[[wait 250]]but I can't yet see
the Pure Heart...
[[k]]$stg5_1_003$[[fairy]]
Wait...[[wait 100]] Mid-air?
[[k]]$stg5_1_004$[[fairy]][[wait 100]]
Oh, dear...
[[k]]$stg5_1_005$[[shake]][[dynamic 3]][[wave]]

Oh! Cragga wagga woo! {216}
[[wait 500]]$stg5_1_006$[[shake]][[dynamic 3]][[wave]]

Craggit daggit YOOOO! {216}
[[wait 500]]$stg5_1_007$Brah! Big Rock Who Watches!
[[wait 250]]
Cragnons just little rocks!
Cragnons need help!
[[k]]
[[p]]

You hook Cragnons up, brah!
Or Cragnons go [[dynamic 3]]CRONCH[[/dynamic]] and
then no more Cragnons!
[[k]]$stg5_1_008$End of all Cragnons coming!
[[dynamic 3]]NO WAY! MUST CRAG ON!
[[/dynamic]]
[[wait 250]]
Save us Cragnons, brah!
[[k]]$stg5_1_009$[[shake]][[dynamic 3]][[wave]]

Criggly craggly CROOOOOO! {216}
[[wait 500]]$stg5_1_010$[[shake]][[dynamic 3]][[wave]]

Cragga wagga doo GOO! {216}
[[wait 500]]$stg5_1_011$[[dynamic 3]][[scale 2.5]][[shake]]
OH, CRAG!
[[k]]$stg5_1_012$[[dynamic 3]][[shake]]
Wh-[[wait 100]]What in Crag?
[[k]]$stg5_1_013$[[wave]]
OUCH!
[[k]]$stg5_1_014$[[wave]]
GRAAAAARGH!
[[k]]$stg5_1_015$[[fairy]]
...Are you all right?
[[k]]$stg5_1_016$[[shake]]
Whoa... Skarn! You see person
drop out of sky, brah?
[[k]]$stg5_1_017$[[wait 250]]
Yah, Jasperoid... Thought I
was losing my crag, brah.
[[wait 100]]
Person shaped weird, huh?
[[k]]
[[p]]

[[dynamic 3]]
Wait![[/dynamic]][[wait 250]] You think maybe...
person sent down to help
by Big Rock Who Watches?!
[[k]]$stg5_1_018$This hairface, brah?
[[k]]
[[p]]

But...huh. Thought that
Big Rock Who Watches would
send someone...cooler.
[[k]]$stg5_1_019$Bite your crag, brah!
[[wait 250]]
Do not doubt power of Big
Rock Who Watches!
[[k]]$stg5_1_020$Excuse me, but...who are you?
[[k]]$stg5_1_021$Whoa... Face kind of weird,
but...this girl look GOOD, brah.
[[wait 250]]
She come to save Cragnons!
[[k]]$stg5_1_022$Yah... Maybe you right, brah.
[[wait 250]]
Big Rock Who Watches
answered call of Cragnons!
[[k]]$stg5_1_023$Pardon me, but what are
you gentlemen talking about?
[[k]]$stg5_1_024$Huh?[[wait 250]] What're you looking
at, rocklips? You never seen
a burly king of evil before?
[[k]]$stg5_1_025$Brah, this thing look mad.
If it starts cragging out,
I run! Serious.
[[k]]
[[p]]

But...huh. Thought that
Big Rock Who Watches would
send someone...less ugly.
[[k]]$stg5_1_026$Hold up. Did I just hear
the word "UGLY"?
[[k]]$stg5_1_027$Take what we get, brah!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Big Rock Who Watches must
have plan for Cragnons.
[[k]]$stg5_1_028$Point well cragged, brah.
[[k]]$stg5_1_029$[[dynamic 3]]
EEEEEEEK!
[[k]]$stg5_1_030$[[dynamic 3]]
WARGH![[wait 250]] What are... HEY!
Hands off the merchandise!
[[k]]$stg5_1_031$[[fairy]]
You stop that this instant!
[[k]]$stg5_1_032$[[shake]][[wave]]
Servants...of Big Rock Who
Watches... [[wait 250]]You big boulders,
we just gravel bits...
[[k]]$stg5_1_033$[[fairy]]
Where in the world are we?
[[wait 250]]
And what are you...things?
[[k]]$stg5_1_034$This is land of Cragnons.
[[wait 250]]
Me Cragnon, him Cragnon,
this land of Cragnons.
[[k]]$stg5_1_035$It not rocket science, brah.
Anyway, big brah here is
Marbald, chief of all Cragnons.
[[k]]$stg5_1_036$[[fairy]]
Cragnons? What?
[[k]]$stg5_1_037$[[shake]][[wave]]
O great servants of Big
Rock Who Watches...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Cragnons having trouble
down here... [[wait 250]]Serious. Bad.
[[wait 250]]
Big, big danger...
[[k]]$stg5_1_039$Danger?
[[k]]$stg5_1_040$Pbbbbbbth![[wait 100]] Like I'm afraid
of danger! Please!
[[k]]$stg5_1_041$[[shake]][[wave]]
One day...[[wait 250]]freak plant-people
came...[[wait 250]] Nerd Cragnon named
them [[col c00000ff]]Floro Sapiens[[/col]].
[[k]]
[[p]]

They kidnap many Cragnons...
[[wait 250]]
We were peaceful brahs...
[[wait 250]]
They give peace no chance...
[[k]]$stg5_1_042$[[shake]][[wave]]
Rescue team of Cragnons...
[[wait 250]]
now need to BE rescued...
[[wait 250]]
We at end of our crag...
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[[p]]

How do we save Cragnons?
[[wait 250]]
No ideas come to Marbald...
[[wait 250]]
and we keep losing Cragnons...
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[[p]]

This bad, brahs... Cragnons
must work this out, or
Cragnons go[[wait 250]] ex...
[[k]]$stg5_1_043$[[dynamic 3]][[scale 2.0]][[shake]]
EXTINCT, BRAH!
[[k]]$stg5_1_045$[[small]][[scale 0.67]]
Bummer, brah!
[[wait 750]]$stg5_1_046$[[small]][[scale 0.67]]
So weak, brah!
[[wait 750]]$stg5_1_047$[[shake]][[wave]]
You prune Floro Sapiens...
[[wait 250]]
You save kidnapped buds...
[[wait 250]]
You hook Cragnons up...

[[o]]$stg5_1_048$[[select 0 -1 350 40]]
Sure thing, brah.
Nah, man.$stg5_1_049$[[p]]

[[shake]][[wave]]
Yah? You not cragging my
chain? Cragnons owe you
big-time, brahs...
[[k]]$stg5_1_050$We can't ignore folks in need.
[[wait 250]]
Please, leave it to us.
[[k]]$stg5_1_051$Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens,
whatever...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Stomping fools is my business!
Show me a fool, I'll stomp it!
[[wait 250]]
I don't even need a reason!
[[k]]$stg5_1_053$You rock, serious!
[[k]]$stg5_1_054$Yah, serious, no cragging!
[[wait 250]]
Big Rock Who Watches sent
you to Cragnons, for sure!
[[k]]$stg5_1_055$[[p]]

[[shake]][[wave]]
WHAAAAAAT?!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
[[wait 250]]
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Come on! Hook up Cragnons...
[[wait 250]]
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...
[[wait 250]]
Marbald begs...

[[o]]$stg5_1_072$[[shake]][[wave]]
Please, braaaaaaaaah...
[[wait 250]]
Reconsider, braaaaah...
[[wait 250]]
Do it, braaaaaaaaaah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Beat bad Floro Sapiens...
[[wait 250]]
They kidnapped our buds...
[[wait 250]]
You get Cragnon buds back...

[[o]]$stg5_1_056$[[select 0 -1 280 40]]
Hook him up.
Ignore him.$stg5_1_057$You no care for plight of
Cragnons?[[wait 250]] Cold, brah.
[[k]]$stg5_1_058$[[shake]][[wave]]
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[[wait 250]]
Extiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinct!
[[k]]
[[p]]

End of all Cragnons...
[[wait 250]][[dynamic 3]]
For...EVER!
[[k]]$stg5_1_059$[[dynamic 3]]
Boooo! Cragnons boo on you!
[[/dynamic]]
[[wait 250]]
You weak![[wait 250]] You not servants
of Big Rock Who Watches!
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[[p]]

You not boulders of power!
You clods of dirt!
[[k]]$stg5_1_059_01$You no care for plight of
Cragnons?[[wait 250]] Cold, brahs.
[[k]]$stg5_1_059_02$You not servants of Big
Rock Who Watches! No...
[[wait 250]]
You lame, brahs...
[[k]]$stg5_1_059_03$[[shake]]
Man...[[wait 250]] Those Floro Sapiens
scary, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

So what if Skarn is chicken?
[[wait 250]]
Skarn just wants to hide and
save his own crag.
[[k]]$stg5_1_059_04$...Wuzzat, brah?[[wait 250]] You defeat
King Croacus?[[wait 250]] Nah, Skarn
not believe it.
[[k]]
[[p]]

Even if you did, it not
matter, brah.
[[k]]
[[p]]

King Croacus just blossom
next spring.[[wait 250]] Skarn is positive.
[[k]]$stg5_1_059_05$...Wuzzat, brah?[[wait 250]] You defeat
King Croacus?[[wait 250]] Nah, Skarn
not believe it.
[[k]]
[[p]]

Even if you did, it not
matter, brah.
[[k]]
[[p]]

King Croacus just blossom
next spring.[[wait 250]] Skarn is positive.
[[k]]$stg5_1_059_06$...Wuzzat, brah?[[wait 250]] You defeat
King Croacus?[[wait 250]] Nah, Skarn
not believe it.
[[k]]
[[p]]

Even if you did, it not
matter, brah.
[[k]]
[[p]]

King Croacus just blossom
next spring.[[wait 250]] Skarn is positive.
[[k]]$stg5_1_059_07$Hole in sky disappear, brah!
Peace return to land of
Cragnons...[[wait 250]]but Cragnons wary!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Serious... [[wait 250]]King Croacus could
blossom again in a crag
blink... [[wait 250]]Skarn sure of it!
[[k]]$stg5_1_060$[[shake]][[dynamic 3]]
Tuh-Tuh-TERRIBLE, BRAH!
[[wait 250]]
King Croacus return!
[[k]]$stg5_1_061$[[shake]][[wave]]
Wha-[[wait 100]]Whaaaat?!
[[k]]$stg5_1_062$[[shake]]
Village Cragnons kidnapped!
[[wait 250]]
Please... Cragnons need
hooking up, brah...
[[k]]$stg5_1_063$[[shake]]
Servants of Big Rock Who
Watches...[[wait 250]] You heard that,
right, kind brahs?
[[k]]
[[p]]

P-P-P-[[wait 250]]Please! You help!
[[wait 100]][[dynamic 3]]
You [[wait 50]]hook [[wait 10]]up [[wait 10]]Cragnons!
[[wait 10]]Hooooook[[wait 10]] up,[[wait 10]] P[[wait 10]]LEEEEEASE!
[[k]]$stg5_1_063_01$[[shake]]
Servants of Big Rock Who
Watches...[[wait 250]] Hook [[wait 10]]up [[wait 10]]Cragnons!
[[wait 10]]Hook[[wait 10]] up, [[wait 10]]P[[wait 10]]LEASE!
[[k]]$stg5_1_063_03$[[shake]]
Servants of Big Rock Who
Watches...[[wait 250]] You hooked up
our buds!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Fooooooor the hooooookup...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Fooooooor the hooooookup...
[[k]]
[[p]]

For the hookup, Cragnons
thank you!
[[k]]$stg5_1_063_04$[[shake]]
Servants of Big Rock Who
Watches...[[wait 250]] You hooked up
our buds!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Fooooooor the hooooookup...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Fooooooor the hooooookup...
[[k]]
[[p]]

For the hookup, Cragnons
thank you!
[[k]]$stg5_1_063_05$[[shake]]
Servants of Big Rock Who
Watches...[[wait 250]] You hooked up
our buds!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Fooooooor the hooooookup...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Fooooooor the hooooookup...
[[k]]
[[p]]

For the hookup, Cragnons
thank you!
[[k]]$stg5_1_063_06$[[shake]]
Oh... Servants of Big Rock
Who Watches...[[wait 250]] Cragnons...so
fired up...you made it...
[[k]]
[[p]]

F-F-F-Floro Sapiens...acting
weird, brahs...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Cragnons beg you... Visit land
of Floro Sapiens...just once!
[[k]]$stg5_1_064$Hey, check it out, man!
[[wait 250]]
Haven't seen that one
before, have we?
[[k]]$stg5_1_066$Yeah, for sure, must be some
sorta rare breed or something,
right?
[[k]]$stg5_1_067$Yeah, rare breed, totally!
[[wait 250]]
Sweet timing, too! We need
a Pure Heart polisher!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Score!
[[k]]$stg5_1_068$[[fairy]]
Mario![[wait 250]] These odd creatures
seem to know about the
Pure Heart!
[[k]]$stg5_1_068_1$You know of the Pure Heart?
[[k]]$stg5_1_068_2$[[shake]]
What'd you say?! You!
With the petals![[wait 250]] What about
the Pure Heart?!
[[k]]$stg5_1_069$Our super-mighty leader,
[[col c00000ff]]King Croacus[[/col]], will be STOKED
to have a rare breed!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Let's tenderize it a bit and
tote it back, dude!
[[k]]$stg5_1_070$[[fairy]]
Hmm... Seems as though the
leader of these uncouth
things has the Pure Heart...
[[k]]
[[p]]

We'd best try to find him...
[[k]]$stg5_1_070_01$[[dynamic 3]][[shake]][[scale 2.4]]
HEEEEEELP!
[[k]]$stg5_1_070_02$[[fairy]][[dynamic 3]]
Floro Sapiens are taking
more villagers!
[[k]]$stg5_1_070_03$[[shake]]
Buh huh huh... Oh crag...
[[k]]$stg5_1_070_04$[[shake]]
You try to trick Chert into
leaving house![[wait 250]] Chert too
smart for that, brah!
[[k]]$stg5_1_070_05$[[wave]]
No Cragnons home, brah!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Serious!
[[k]]$stg5_1_070_06$[[shake]]
Stupid Floro Sapiens!
[[wait 100]]
You're no gooooooood!
[[k]]$stg5_1_071$What?[[wait 250]] You want go through
here, brah?
[[k]]
[[p]]

[[dynamic 3]][[shake]]
So, you abandon Cragnons?
You walk away?[[wait 250]] No way.
[[/dynamic]][[/shake]]
[[k]]
[[p]]

No pass![[wait 250]] No way!
[[k]]$stg5_1_073$Cragnons lived here long
time. Cragnons hunted like
ancient Cragnons did.
[[k]]
[[p]]

Hunting made big profits
for Cragnons, so Cragnons
could buy stuff at stores!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Soon, no hunting for
Cragnons! Instead, Cragnons
go to supermarket, brah!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Cragnons discover frozen
food![[wait 250]] So good! So crunchy
and cold on teeth!
[[k]]$stg5_1_074$Cragnons lived here long
time, hunting in peace...
[[wait 250]]
But Cragnons end soon...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Floro Sapiens will take all
Cragnons soon, and then...
[[shake]]
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Oh, Big Rock Who Watches,
Cragnons beg you![[wait 250]] Hook up
poor, poor Cragnons!
[[k]]$stg5_1_075$Frozen dinners, brah. Look
into it.[[wait 250]] So easy to make.
Staple of Cragnon diet.
[[k]]
[[p]]

But frozen dinners kind of
sad, too, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

It takes more work, but
a home-cooked meal really
hits the crag.
[[k]]
[[p]]

So from now on, I make only
home-cooked Crag noodles!
Tasty eating, brah!
[[k]]$stg5_1_075_01$Frozen dinners, brah. Look
into it.[[wait 250]] So easy to make.
Staple of Cragnon diet.
[[k]]
[[p]]

But frozen dinners kind of
sad, too, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

It takes more work, but
a home-cooked meal really
hits the crag.
[[k]]
[[p]]

So from now on, I make only
home-cooked Crag noodles!
Tasty eating, brah!
[[k]]$stg5_1_075_02$Frozen dinners, brah. Look
into it.[[wait 250]] So easy to make.
Staple of Cragnon diet.
[[k]]
[[p]]

But frozen dinners kind of
sad, too, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

It takes more work, but
a home-cooked meal really
hits the crag.
[[k]]
[[p]]

So from now on, I make only
home-cooked Crag noodles!
Tasty eating, brah!
[[k]]$stg5_1_075_03$Hole in sky gone and day so
pretty, brah!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Mood is so excellent, I eat
alfresco! That mean outside,
brah! Looked word up!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Meals eaten under blue sky
are tastiest, brah!
[[k]]$stg5_1_076$Hey... Need tissue, brah?
[[k]]
[[p]]

Word is, Floro Sapiens make
you so scared, you cry lots.
[[wait 250]]
You wimps...
[[k]]$stg5_1_077$Leader of Floro Sapiens,
King Croacus, LOVES pretty
things, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Croacus has huge collection
of pretty things, yah.
[[k]]
[[p]]

Oh... Croacus will come
straight for Kimberlite!
He hear of my beauty, brah!
[[k]]
[[p]]

...At least, you THINK so,
but no kidnapping yet.
[[k]]
[[p]]

Maybe they so dazzled by
beauty of Kimberlite that
they fell and hit faces.
[[k]]$stg5_1_078$Leader of Floro Sapiens,
King Croacus, LOVES pretty
things, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

But he not take Kimberlite
first, so...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Croacus obviously not know
real beauty when he saw it.
This one fine Cragnon, brah.
[[k]]$stg5_1_078_01$Leader of Floro Sapiens,
King Croacus, LOVES pretty
things, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

But he not take Kimberlite
first, so...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Croacus obviously not know
real beauty when he saw it.
This one fine Cragnon, brah.
[[k]]$stg5_1_078_02$Leader of Floro Sapiens,
King Croacus, LOVES pretty
things, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

But he not take Kimberlite
first, so...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Croacus obviously not know
real beauty when he saw it.
This one fine Cragnon, brah.
[[k]]$stg5_1_078_03$Kimberlite think Floro Sapiens
planning something...
[[k]]
[[p]]

Floro Sapiens planning to
come capture lovely little
Kimberlite, brah!
[[k]]
[[p]]

[[shake]]
Oh...[[wait 250]] No sleep... Too worried...
[[k]]$stg5_1_079$......................................................................
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[[p]]

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[[p]]

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[[k]]
[[p]]

Marl no talk to yellow bellies
who do nothing for village.
[[wait 250]]
Take a crag, brah.
[[k]]$stg5_1_080$Garbage into river, CRAG!
Every day into river, YAG!
Toss it and it gone, GRAG! {216}
[[k]]
[[p]]

What? What is Marl doing?
Throwing trash into river,
obviously. [[wait 250]]Use your crag.
[[k]]
[[p]]

We return trash to nature,
brah! Cannot waste garbage!
[[wait 250]]
Everyone know that!
[[k]]$stg5_1_081$Marl always toss garbage
into river without thinking
about it, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

But Marl bad. Marl bad to
Floro Sapiens. Marl promise
to "recycle" from now on.
[[k]]
[[p]]

No dirty in river, brah!
[[wait 250]]
No throw-out of trash, brah!
[[wait 250]]
Those new Cragnon mottoes!
[[k]]$stg5_1_081_01$Marl always toss garbage
into river without thinking
about it, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

But Marl bad. Marl bad to
Floro Sapiens. Marl promise
to "recycle" from now on.
[[k]]
[[p]]

No dirty in river, brah!
[[wait 250]]
No throw-out of trash, brah!
[[wait 250]]
Those new Cragnon mottoes!
[[k]]$stg5_1_081_02$Marl always toss garbage
into river without thinking
about it, brah...
[[k]]
[[p]]

But Marl bad. Marl bad to
Floro Sapiens. Marl promise
to "recycle" from now on.
[[k]]
[[p]]

No dirty in river, brah!
[[wait 250]]
No throw-out of trash, brah!
[[wait 250]]
Those new Cragnon mottoes!
[[k]]$stg5_1_082_03$Sky and river so pretty, brah!
[[wait 250]]
Good feeling, living in Crag!
[[k]]
[[p]]

No dirty in river, brah!
[[wait 250]]
No throw-out of trash, brah!
[[wait 250]]
Live together in peace, brah!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Those Cragnon mottoes now!
[[k]]$stg5_1_086$Aha![[wait 250]] It is chicken-brah!
[[k]]
[[p]]

Stay away, chicken-brah...
[[wait 250]]
Tuff not want to catch
scaredy chickenitis.
[[k]]
[[p]]

You make Tuff want to crag!
[[wait 250]]
Why you not more brave,
like Flint Cragley?
[[k]]$stg5_1_086_01$One crag-vision show so
manly, it hosted by manliest
Cragnon:[[wait 250]] Flint Cragley!
[[k]]
[[p]]